Sewing

Apr. 9th, 2026 05:17 pm
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I made the prototype skirt. Made some notes. Generally a good result. This pattern is a go!

I need to learn that it's okay to race through prototypes. It doesn't need to be perfect; heck, it doesn't even need to be good. It just needs to prove the fit.

Now I have a brand new Nerd World Problem: I know what pattern I want to use to make the top. It is an older pattern so it's available only as paper, not PDF, which honestly is fine by me, except for a slight distribution problem. With Jo-Ann out of business, where to buy paper patterns?

The answer is, apparently, buy the pattern online and pay the same amount again for shipping. SIGH.

Time to spend some time researching equally interesting patterns that come as PDFs, and see which terrible fate is slightly less terrible.

Vampires, Adventure Romance, & More

Apr. 9th, 2026 03:30 pm
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We Who Will Die

We Who Will Die by Stacia Stark is $1.99! This is a fantasy romance with gladiators and vampires. I did wind up buying this one, but it’s perched atop TBR mountain. I’ve heard good things though!

Life in the perilous Thorn district is a constant battle for Arvelle and her younger brothers. And the vampire standing on her doorstep is about to turn their world upside down.

Faced with an unthinkable choice, Arvelle makes a magically binding vow to do the kill the emperor, an ancient vampire created by the god Umbros. But first, she must enter the Sundering—an arena where only the fastest, strongest, and deadliest survive long enough to be selected for the emperor’s elite guard.

She quickly draws the ire of the Primus, the powerful figure charged with protecting the emperor. But the vampire under the armor is the last person Arvelle expects to encounter in the emperor’s court.

With her brothers’ lives in the balance, Arvelle has no choice but to ally with the man who once shattered her heart… and with the emperor’s sadistic son, Rorrik—two vampires whose motives are impossible to pin down. Rorrik holds the key to understanding the powers Arvelle is developing—abilities that would put a price on her head if discovered by the emperor.

To survive the arena and complete her mission, Arvelle must get to the bottom of a conspiracy that will change everything she thought she knew about herself—and the two vampires who are deeply entwined with her destiny…

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Some Girls Bite

Some Girls Bite by Chloe Neill is $1.99! Urban fantasy with some hints of romance, Some Girls Bite is the first book in the Chicagoland Vampire series. Some found the books elements a little silly (i.e. continuous Buffy references), while others really enjoyed them. Have you read this one?

First in a brand new series about a Chicago graduate student’s introduction into a society of vampires.

Sure, the life of a graduate student wasn’t exactly glamorous, but it was Merit’s. She was doing fine until a rogue vampire attacked her. But he only got a sip before he was scared away by another bloodsucker and this one decided the best way to save her life was to make her the walking undead.

Turns out her savior was the master vampire of Cadogan House. Now she’s traded sweating over her thesis for learning to fit in at a Hyde Park mansion full of vamps loyal to Ethan Lord o the Manor Sullivan. Of course, as a tall, green-eyed, four-hundred- year-old vampire, he has centuries worth of charm, but unfortunately he expects her gratitude and servitude. But an inconvenient sunlight allergy and Ethan’s attitude are the least of her concerns. Someone’s still out to get her. Her initiation into Chicago’s nightlife may be the first skirmish in a war and there will be blood.

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Hunter’s Treasure

Hunter’s Treasure by Olivia Jackson is 99c! This is a standalone contemporary romance with forced proximity. It’s a pretty recent release; it came out in February.

A brand new spicy forced proximity action adventure romcom set on a desert island! Perfect for fans of Christina Lauren, Jo Segura and Meghan Quinn. One treasure map. Two total opposites. A romance they never saw coming…

When Sydney York ends up shipwrecked on a remote island, the last thing she expects is to end up on a treasure hunt. But when she meets Hunter Holden, the island’s sole inhabitant, who just happens to be searching for a legendary treasure, she ends up drawn into an adventure that leads across treacherous terrain, fighting venomous snakes and facing an enemy also searching for gold.

Will the two treasure hunters find the gold they’re searching for, or is it possible their unlikely partnership might turn into something more priceless?

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Daughter of the Moon Goddess

Daughter of the Moon Goddess by Sue Lynn Tan is $1.99! This is an adult fantasy debut that I mentioned on a previous Get Rec’d post. The continuation of this duology is also out, so have it queued up.

A captivating debut fantasy inspired by the legend of Chang’e, the Chinese moon goddess, in which a young woman’s quest to free her mother pits her against the most powerful immortal in the realm.

Growing up on the moon, Xingyin is accustomed to solitude, unaware that she is being hidden from the feared Celestial Emperor who exiled her mother for stealing his elixir of immortality. But when Xingyin’s magic flares and her existence is discovered, she is forced to flee her home, leaving her mother behind.

Alone, powerless, and afraid, she makes her way to the Celestial Kingdom, a land of wonder and secrets. Disguising her identity, she seizes an opportunity to learn alongside the emperor’s son, mastering archery and magic, even as passion flames between her and the prince.

To save her mother, Xingyin embarks on a perilous quest, confronting legendary creatures and vicious enemies across the earth and skies. But when treachery looms and forbidden magic threatens the kingdom, she must challenge the ruthless Celestial Emperor for her dream—striking a dangerous bargain in which she is torn between losing all she loves or plunging the realm into chaos.

Daughter of the Moon Goddess begins an enchanting, romantic duology which weaves ancient Chinese mythology into a sweeping adventure of immortals and magic—where love vies with honor, dreams are fraught with betrayal, and hope emerges triumphant.

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A "Dreme" Come True

Apr. 9th, 2026 01:00 pm
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"Welcome back to round one of the National Wreck Bowl, folks. Our reigning champion, Pat Wüfflehausen, has filled his pastry bags and is ready to attempt a new world record.

"Greg, this is obviously a huge challenge for Wüffelshausen. What do you think he's feeling right now?

"Well, he ate the same lunch we did, Pete, so probably nauseous and constipated."

"Hey, I did warn you about those samosas, buddy. Aaaand here we go! Our champ is now in position. Looks like he's assessing the area...he's preparing to pipe...and...

"A-HA! Would you look at that? Right out of the gate, he has destroyed the first word!"

"Tell me, Greg, how many points would you say that misspelling is worth?"

"Oh, I have no idea."

"But if you had to take a shot in the dark?"

"Well, I'd probably spill it."

"No, no, I mean...Uh, tell you what, let's just move on to round two."

"YES!! Wüfflehausen just manages to knock out the second word! That was quite a close call, turning the 'I' into an 'E', don't you think, Greg?"

"Only when absolutely necessary, Pete."

"Haha, sounds good. Well, folks, this is it: the final round. And, uh-oh! Look what just got plunked down on the playing field!

"Greg, it's going to be pretty tough for Wüfflehausen to misspell "achieve" with that star stamp right next to him. Do you think he can pull it off?

"Well, sure! It's just a tiny plastic pick - probably doesn't weigh a thing."

"No, no, sorry, that was my fault there, Greg. I mean, do you think he can do it?"

"Do what?"

"Right, let's get back to the action! The crowd is hushed with anticipation, and you can almost feel the tension in the air, can't you, Greg?"

"Abso-lutely not!"

"And here we go...and, oh! Oh! It looks like he could...go...all..the...way!

"YES!! Do you believe in miracles?!?"

"Well, there was that time my mother-in-law fell down the stairs..."

"And that's a new World Record! To those of you at home, thanks for tuning in, and good night!"

Annie, I think I'd call this the "Hale Mary" of Wreckerating.

******

P.S. In case this post wasn't painful enough:

Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes

There are a lot of "dad joke" books out there, but this one has awesome ratings AND the word "spiffing" on the cover, so it's a clear winner.

Good news, there's a Volume 2!

Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes, Vol II

This one has the word "spiffing" in the title AND comes with a lovely green-and-gold cover, so folks will recognize your sophisticated taste while begging you to stop telling these terrible, TERRIBLE jokes.

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B+

The Midnight Show

by Lee Kelly
April 7, 2026 · Crown
Historical: OtherLGBTQIALiterary FictionMystery/Thriller

The Midnight Show is a ridiculously immersive and compelling celebrity mystery told through interview transcripts, email messages, texts, and articles as a Rolling Stone journalist and sketch comedy fan researches and compiles a history of a late-night program clearly based on SNL. The journalist, Madeline, interviews all the original surviving cast members, and is attempting to both investigate the history of the first seasons and establish a timeline for the central mystery: what happened to Lillian Martin, the very young breakout star who disappeared 40 years prior.

This format where the reader is peeking into the foundational research for a magazine article gives the entire story a very dishy, gossipy, almost transgressive feel, which I really loved. All these private conversations, including portions both on the record and off, and I get to be an observing witness to them all? I’m so in. It was delightful.

It was also a little stressful. I got this warning from my fitness ring while I was sitting in a chair reading this book: 

An alert from Ringconn that reads: 3-28 4:30-5:00 pm: your stress level is 85! take a deep breath and relax!

Again, I was in a chair, legs up, reading The Midnight Show, and my stress level went up at some tense moments enough to get a warning from a device. I’m still laughing about this! The story isn’t scary, but it has the effect of a slow motion train wreck visible in the distance that is unstoppable as it approaches, and clearly I was emotionally connected to what was happening.

While it remains startling to me that a book set in the 80s is historical fiction, the extremely hard drugs, the decrepit grime of New York City, and the AIDS epidemic existing in some parallel world where people are dying by the dozens or more every day and no one is paying attention, form a backdrop that feels both distant, and immediately relevant.

Also immediate and relevant: the central themes of how women in comedy – in entertainment generally – are slotted into archetypes while their talents are mercilessly extracted, usually for the enrichment of the men around them, and then discarded. Shitty immature men blaming everyone around them for their problems and controlling anyone who threatens them are unfortunately perennial and not tied to one particular era.

To say this is a ‘character-driven’ novel is accurate, and kind of an understatement. Each character becomes distinct, even though I’m reading their interviews, or, essentially, monologues. Sometimes the transcripts are one entire conversation, and in other chapters, different transcripts are assembled together to give everyone’s take on a particular moment. Only a few times did I need to page backwards to remind myself who was talking; most of the time, I could tell instantly what perspective I was reading (often based on how much my stomach churned while reading their bullshit).

And of course everyone has a different, often contradictory take on the same moment. One character was constantly casting themselves as the victim, and waiting for their incipient martyrdom during their interviews was almost like playing BINGO: aaaaand…yup! There it is, poor thing, woe is you.

Other characters had a crackling energy brimming with the tension of desperately wanting to share every last sordid detail while holding themselves back from revealing too much. Some transcripts felt almost cathartic, as if the narrator was relieved: “Finally I get to tell the whole truth about these fuckos.” And some narrators are relentless in how they lie to protect themselves, blithely spewing falsehoods to prop up tired legends about themselves while refusing to give any credit to the women worked alongside them.

In the end, it’s mostly satisfying. I think the ambiguity around one piece of the story is a realistic choice, because no specific outcome would ever be satisfactory, and not knowing the particulars means I’m free to imagine the worst (which I did).

This is a book that’s broadly about celebrity and fame, about raw talent meeting unlimited resources, and most of all, about how terrible people weave mythologies around themselves to distract from their dreadful behavior and consolidate their power.

And specifically, it’s about a group of young, talented people who lived through an experience that made them extremely famous in an extremely short amount of time – another present and relevant aspect to the story. if you liked Daisy Jones and the Six, or if you like mysteries where the clefs are very roman, you’ll probably enjoy this as much as I did. Mind your stress levels.

 

Horror, a KDD, & More

Apr. 8th, 2026 03:30 pm
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Deal with the Devil

Deal with the Devil by Kit Rocha is $2.99! Sneezy reviewed this one and gave it a B:

Despite my confusion regarding some of the worldbuilding, the characters and their relationships are developed beautifully, and the entire story thrummed with the sort of vitality that you can only get from a post-apocalyptic road trip with suped-up BAMFs. I can’t rave enough about the emotional literacy this book is built on, which I find incredibly catnippy.

Orphan Black meets the post-apocalyptic Avengers in the vein of Ilona Andrews’ Hidden Legacy series by USA Today and New York Times bestselling author duo Kit Rocha

The United States went belly up 45 years ago when our power grid was wiped out. Too few live in well-protected isolation while the rest of us scrape by on the margins. The only thing that matters is survival. By any means. At any cost.

Nina is an information broker with a mission: to bring hope to the darkest corners of Atlanta. She and her team of mercenary librarians use their knowledge to help those in need. But altruism doesn’t pay the bills—raiding vaults and collecting sensitive data is where the real money is.

Knox is a bitter, battle-weary supersoldier who leads the Silver Devils, an elite strike squad that chose to go AWOL rather than slaughter innocents. Before the Devils leave town for good, they need a biochem hacker to stabilize the experimental implants that grant their superhuman abilities.

The problem? Their hacker’s been kidnapped. And the ransom for her return is Nina. Knox has the perfect bait for a perfect trap: a lost Library of Congress server. The data could set Nina and her team up for years…

If they live that long.

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The Boyfriend Project

The Boyfriend Project by Farrah Rochon is $1.99! Maya reviewed this one and wasn’t quite sold on the hero. However, if you’ve been waiting for this to go on sale, now’s the time to grab it!

USA Today bestselling author Farrah Rochon launches a new series about three young women who become friends when the live Tweeting of a disastrous date leads them to discover they’ve all been duped by the same man.

Samiah Brooks never thought she would be “that” girl. But a live tweet of a horrific date just revealed the painful truth: she’s been catfished by a three-timing jerk of a boyfriend. Suddenly Samiah-along with his two other “girlfriends,” London and Taylor — have gone viral online. Now the three new besties are making a pact to spend the next six months investing in themselves. No men, no dating, and no worrying about their relationship status . . .

For once Samiah is putting herself first, and that includes finally developing the app she’s always dreamed of creating. Which is the exact moment she meets the deliciously sexy, honey-eyed Daniel Collins at work. What are the chances? When it comes to love, there’s no such thing as a coincidence. But is Daniel really boyfriend material or is he maybe just a little too good to be true?

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Dreadful

Dreadful by Caitlin Rozakis is $1.99 and a Kindle Daily Deal! The description of this one sounds really interesting. I also know the comparisons to T. Kingfisher and Travis Baldree may make some of you perk up.

The New York Times-bestselling sharp-witted, debut high fantasy farce featuring killer moat squid, toxic masculinity, evil wizards and a garlic festival – all at once. Perfect for fans of T. Kingfisher, K. J. Parker and Travis Baldree.

It’s bad enough waking up in a half-destroyed evil wizard’s workshop with no eyebrows, no memories, and no idea how long you have before the Dread Lord Whomever shows up to murder you horribly and then turn your skull into a goblet or something.

It’s a lot worse when you realize that Dread Lord Whomever is… you.

Gav isn’t really sure how he ended up with a castle full of goblins, or why he has a princess locked in a cell. All he can do is play along with his own evil plan in hopes of getting his memories back before he gets himself killed.

But as he realizes that nothing – from the incredibly tasteless cloak adorned with flames to the aforementioned princess – is quite what it seems, Gav must face up to all the things the Dread Lord Gavrax has done. And he’ll have to answer the hardest question of all – who does he want to be?

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The Luminous Dead

The Luminous Dead by Caitlin Starling is $1.99! This is sci-fi horror that both Elyse and I were excited about. It has a queer lead and definitely heightens feelings of claustrophobia. Personally, I wanted to be scared a bit more.

A thrilling, atmospheric debut with the intensive drive of The Martian and Gravity and the creeping dread of Annihilation, in which a caver on a foreign planet finds herself on a terrifying psychological and emotional journey for survival.

When Gyre Price lied her way into this expedition, she thought she’d be mapping mineral deposits, and that her biggest problems would be cave collapses and gear malfunctions. She also thought that the fat paycheck—enough to get her off-planet and on the trail of her mother—meant she’d get a skilled surface team, monitoring her suit and environment, keeping her safe. Keeping her sane.

Instead, she got Em.

Em sees nothing wrong with controlling Gyre’s body with drugs or withholding critical information to “ensure the smooth operation” of her expedition. Em knows all about Gyre’s falsified credentials, and has no qualms using them as a leash—and a lash. And Em has secrets, too . . .

As Gyre descends, little inconsistencies—missing supplies, unexpected changes in the route, and, worst of all, shifts in Em’s motivations—drive her out of her depths. Lost and disoriented, Gyre finds her sense of control giving way to paranoia and anger. On her own in this mysterious, deadly place, surrounded by darkness and the unknown, Gyre must overcome more than just the dangerous terrain and the Tunneler which calls underground its home if she wants to make it out alive—she must confront the ghosts in her own head.

But how come she can’t shake the feeling she’s being followed?

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Literally Puzzling

Apr. 8th, 2026 01:00 pm
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Each of the photographs below represent a cake order gone wrong. Can you find the errors? The first puzzle gives you a hint. (Answers below.)

A) [hint] Sara is also a mom.

Well, I guess it *does* beat "Sara, SLASH Mom."

B)

I feel like this one might be obvious…

C)

Something tells me this cake has something to do with CPEN.
CPEN CPEN CPEN CPEN.
Huh. Yeah, I don't know where I'm getting that.


Say something nice about Wade M., Nancy S., & Jessica K. to thank them for the pics.


Answer Key:
A) Wreckerator is a pacifist
B) Wreckerator is probably high
C) CPEN CPEN CPEN

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot:

The Name Game by Beth O’Leary

Apr. 8th, 2026 08:00 am
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C

The Name Game

by Beth O'Leary
April 7, 2026 · Berkley
Historical: OtherLiterary FictionMystery/Thriller

How I felt starting this book is very different to how I felt ending this book and also different to how I felt about 75% in. To explain this, I’m going to need to include spoilers (don’t worry, I’ll hide them behind spoiler tags).

On the tiny island of Ormer, there is a farm shop. Charlie Jones is offered a job as the new farm manager. On the allotted day, two Charlie Joneses show up to the confusion of absolutely everyone. A fellow Smart Bitch reviewer noped out at this point because she felt it was a flimsy premise and I totally get that. I might have noped out too except for two things: 1) the genuine befuddlement of the characters felt believable and 2) I was already obsessed with Charlie (see below).

To avoid confusion, folks in the novel call the heroine “Charlie” and the hero “Jones.” This is a novel built up of diary entries, emails to self and flashbacks. Both the diary entries (Charlie’s contribution) and the emails-to-self (Jones’ contribution) were wonderfully different in style: Charlie’s diary entries gave me the same feeling that Bridget Jones’ diary entries did when I read it decades ago. They were so raw and real and funny and insightful. It was easy, as a reader, to fall in love with Charlie. Jones was a slower burn for me. His messages were raw and real too, but I didn’t quite fall in love as quickly with him. I think it is because Jones had relatively more walls up. I got there in time though!

The two decide to share the job and the accommodation that comes with it. The accommodation is cosy, i.e. awkwardly small for two strangers to be sharing. Initially they don’t trust each other at all, but slowly they come to an accord. Charlie is trying desperately to make this a fresh start and Jones has no time for the artifice that Charlie is putting on in the process. He wants the real Charlie, the authentic one – the one that the reader gets from page one. Slowly, slowly they find ways to live and work together. It’s really lovely to read.

And if the story had continued in this vein, I think I’d be writing an altogether different review. Instead something happens. I’m going to hide everything about this behind a spoiler because there is no hint of it AT ALL until it happens.

I’m offering two levels of spoiler, here, mild and thorough. To give you an idea of what’s coming without revealing specifics:

Mild Spoiler

There is a MASSIVE twist.

Ok, seriously, there are massive spoilers here. If you’re curious about the book, I recommend stopping the review here and just diving in.

MAJOR SPOILER HERE

It turns out that both Charlie and Jones are impersonating a third person: the real Charlie Jones.

Charlie Jones (the real one) was married to a man named Berty for a long time and he left her because of her alcoholism. Charlie Jones enters a relationship with Oliver (whom we know as “Jones”) and after some bad stuff happens, Charlie Jones suggests that Oliver go in her place to Ormer and take up the job.

Unbeknownst to either of them, Charlie Jones’ friend Brianna tells her sister Aspen to impersonate Charlie Jones and take up the job. Aspen becomes the ‘Charlie’ we meet at the start of the novel. Aspen had been in a relationship with Berty prior to wanting to start a new life.

Like everyone else in the book, I felt lied to. For so long I had been building up a genuine liking for these characters only for things to be turned on their head. This is all because of the way the flashbacks were included throughout the story. There were a woman’s flashbacks and a man’s flashbacks. I assumed that these flashbacks belonged to Charlie/Aspen and Jones/Oliver and told the story of how they came to need to start a new life on Ormer. The events portrayed in the flashbacks didn’t relate closely to the little I knew about Charlie/Aspen and Jones/Oliver, but I figured we would reach a point when it would make sense to me. When the flashbacks referred to more recent times, I started to wonder how the two sets of stories (the diary entries and emails and the flashbacks) would connect. It was at that point that it was revealed that there was a third Charlie.

It took me a chapter or two to figure out what was going on and who everyone really was and how their paths intertwined. After I knew who was who, I still didn’t get back on board fully. The only way I can think to explain this is because I no longer trusted the book. It had led me one way (by implying that the flashbacks belonged to the same people that wrote the emails and diary entries) only to show that I’d been wrong all along trying to build a story from the pieces that were given to me. The characterisation I had built up through those flashbacks was yanked away from me. I felt a bit sad about it all, really, as I had grown fond of the pictures I’d built up of Charlie/Aspen and Jones/Oliver prior to the appearance of the real Charlie.

Usually a reveal that happens in the last quarter of a book will bring together disparate sections of the narrative that didn’t fit; in this case, the attempt was made, but I felt confused because they didn’t neatly fit together initially. It took a few chapters for me to put the pieces together. And more importantly for this review, I felt tricked, and very let down by the details that emerged. My feelings about Charlie/Aspen and Jones/Oliver were soured by their multiple deceptions. They weren’t just unreliable narrators, they were liars and I had been rooting for them all along. So not only was I confused by what was happening at the end, but I was upset and disappointed to realize that the characters I’d been enjoying were lying to everyone. I struggled to believe in a happily ever after for people who had been misleading one another and been so morally messy for 3/4ths of the story.

I fully acknowledge that this is not a normal response to a twist in a story. Usually they build excitement, not disappointment. So you might well experience this book very differently to me.

In a non-spoilery summary, it was one book that became an entirely different book and I didn’t make that jump with grace.

There is some really mature stuff about making peace with exes and past hurts from relationships which didn’t sit well with me. But I know for a fact that this is a ‘me’ problem as I cannot abide friendships with exes. I know for more fully self-actualised people, this particular aspect would probably be something that they really enjoy and appreciate.

In the end, The Name Game left me feeling a bit deflated, a bit defeated and a bit down. The HEA that comes didn’t quite bring back the warmth and affection I felt for Jones and Charlie. But I am so so curious if this would be the case for other readers. Do I still recommend The Name Game? Yes. It is really well-written, it’s engaging, and it’s easy to get lost in, but the way the story changes about 3/4 through? I don’t know. If you do read it, please report back in the comments.

This would make an EXCELLENT book club selection – so much to discuss and so many possible opinions to have!

Tarot After Dark: Sunshine and Rain

Apr. 8th, 2026 07:00 am
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This piece of literary mayhem is exclusive to Smart Bitches After Dark, but fret not. If you'd like to join, we'd love to have you!

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An illustrated image of a desk space with a computer, stack of books, reading glasses, and a mug.Happy Wednesday!

It snowed yesterday in Massachusetts. It’s April! Come on! Will winter never free us from its chilly prison?!

Spring is suddenly getting busy over here. Anyone else already feeling overcommitted?

I’ve been loving little PJ sets lately. Does anyone have recommendations of places that are affordable and have fun prints/colors?

Sarah: I was a guest on I Couldn’t Throw It Out with Michael Small exploring his history as the author of Fabio’s People cover story, and ghostwrote Fabio’s memoir. The premise of the show is that Michael has a LOT of memorabilia from his career as a journalist, and each episode is a subject he’s covered.

Part of the episode is Michael playing clips of his five hours of interviews on cassette with Fabio for the People cover story.

It is WILD.

Thanks to Anne K. for letting us know that a queer-owned romance bookstore is coming to Pittsburgh!

E.C. Spurlock sent us this link. Ursula K. Le Guin’s blog is getting a podcast. The first episode is out today!

Tara linked this one in the SBTB slack. How far back can you understand English?

Don’t forget to share what cool or interesting things you’ve seen, read, or listened to this week! And if you have anything you think we’d like to post on a future Wednesday Links, send it my way!

Fantasy and Sci-Fi Romances

Apr. 7th, 2026 03:30 pm
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Kill the Queen

RECOMMENDED: Kill the Queen by Jennifer Estep is $1.99! Elyse read this one and gave it a B+:

Kill the Queen by Jennifer Estep is the first book in a fantasy series that features a badass female gladiator on a quest to reclaim the throne from her murderous cousin. It’s tremendous fun, although it wraps up quickly.

Gladiator meets Game of Thrones: a royal woman becomes a skilled warrior to destroy her murderous cousin, avenge her family, and save her kingdom in this first entry in a dazzling fantasy epic from the New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of the Elemental Assassin series—an enthralling tale that combines magic, murder, intrigue, adventure, and a hint of romance.

In a realm where one’s magical power determines one’s worth, Lady Everleigh’s lack of obvious ability relegates her to the shadows of the royal court of Bellona, a kingdom steeped in gladiator tradition. Seventeenth in line for the throne, Evie is nothing more than a ceremonial fixture, overlooked and mostly forgotten.

But dark forces are at work inside the palace. When her cousin Vasilia, the crown princess, assassinates her mother the queen and takes the throne by force, Evie is also attacked, along with the rest of the royal family. Luckily for Evie, her secret immunity to magic helps her escape the massacre.

Forced into hiding to survive, she falls in with a gladiator troupe. Though they use their talents to entertain and amuse the masses, the gladiators are actually highly trained warriors skilled in the art of war, especially Lucas Sullivan, a powerful magier with secrets of his own. Uncertain of her future—or if she even has one—Evie begins training with the troupe until she can decide her next move.

But as the bloodthirsty Vasilia exerts her power, pushing Bellona to the brink of war, Evie’s fate becomes clear: she must become a fearsome gladiator herself . . . and kill the queen.

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Order of Swans

Order of Swans by Jude Deveraux is $1.99! This came out in January and is book one in a contemporary fantasy duology. I’ve heard mixed things about this one, so I’d love to know what you thought if you picked this one up.

In this spellbinding, fantasy-rich novel, a woman is swept into a world where she has the power to alter fairy tales, and change a kingdom’s destiny…

To Kaley Arens, a PhD student and expert in folklore, fairy stories have always had a power and an allure beyond mere entertainment.

It’s only when Kaley accompanies her lifelong friend Jobi on a visit to his home that she realizes how much she still has to learn. Bellis isn’t the remote island that she believed it to be. It’s another world—a stunningly beautiful and seductive one, with its own royalty, its own rules, and inhabitants who breathe life into the tales she was taught were fiction.

Kaley’s presence is no simple holiday. She has a mysterious connection with Jobi and with Bellis, and abilities that may help determine this world’s fate. Tasked with locating a lost prince, Kaley and her companions—the enigmatic Tanek, a member of the Order of Swans, and Sojee, Kaley’s colossal bodyguard—journey through a land both thrilling and terrifying, where the uncanny and the familiar go hand in hand.

But in fairy tales, heroes and villains are easy to discern. Here, nothing is quite as it seems. And though Kaley is discovering that she can change the outcome of the fairy tales she knows so well, her own story is unfolding in ways impossible to predict, with a destiny she could never have foretold…

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Eclipse the Moon

Eclipse the Moon by Jessie Mihalik is $1.99! This is book two in the Starlight’s Shadow series. I remember reading this one, though found it heavier on action that romance.

Kee Ildez has been many things: hacker, soldier, bounty hunter. She never expected to be a hero, but when a shadowy group of traitors starts trying to goad the galaxy’s two superpowers into instigating an interstellar war, Kee throws herself into the search to find out who is responsible—and stop them.

Digging up hidden information is her job, so hunting traitors should be a piece of cake, but the primary suspect spent years in the military, and someone powerful is still covering his tracks. Disrupting their plans will require the help of her entire team, including Varro Runkow, a Valovian weapons expert who makes her pulse race.

Quiet, grumpy, and incredibly handsome, Varro watches her with hot eyes but ignores all of her flirting, so Kee silently vows to keep her feelings strictly platonic. But that vow will be put to the test when she and Varro are forced to leave the safety of their ship and venture into enemy territory alone.

Cut off from the rest of their team, they must figure out how to work together—and fast—because a single misstep will cost thousands of lives.

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Our Vicious Oaths

Our Vicious Oaths by N.E. Davenport is $1.99! This was recently recommended on a post about fated mate romances. I believe this one is a standalone.

Enter a new world of romantic fantasy from award-winning author N.E. Davenport—a journey of powerful magic, enemies-to-lovers, and political intrigue—as a warrior-princess and a vengeful king from rival fae courts form a fierce alliance to take down a merciless despot.

Princess of the Aether Dominion, Kadeesha wants nothing to do with fae politics. She is a warrior, first and foremost, and believes her greatest strength is leading her squadron of elite winged serpent flyers to protect her homeland. But bound since infancy to be betrothed to the Hyperion High King, ruler of all Dominions, she has no choice but to do what men have chosen for her.

Repulsed by the idea, she decides to spend one last night of freedom—in the arms of a dangerous stranger who takes her to sexual heights she’s never experienced before…but who is only using Kadeesha to set a trap for the High King.

For the High King and the kings of his six Dominions were responsible for the decimation of the Apollyon Court, and its new king, Malachi, wants his pounds of flesh.

On Kadeesha’s wedding day, Malachi and his special forces attack. Her father is killed, and Malachi wounds the High King, ultimately taking Kadeesha as hostage back to his land.

But she is no true hostage. The two form a she will help lure the High King so Malachi can kill him once and for all, and he in turn will not harm Kadeesha or the Aether people. And as much as Kadeesha hates politics, she is now the Queen of her folk. Fae bonds are unbreakable…and so, perhaps, is the attraction Kadeesha and Malachi feel for each other. For even as they must publicly display their connection to provoke the High King’s jealousy, they struggle to resist the powerful allure between them in order to achieve their ultimate goals.

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Pan-Tastic!

Apr. 7th, 2026 01:00 pm
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*peppy infomercial music*

[yelling in a high-pitched monotone]

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[yelling louder]

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Attractive, Well-Dressed Woman: "But how does it work?"

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Slightly Confused, Attractive, Well-Dressed Woman: "But can I use it for the Fourth of July?"

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EVEN PEOPLE WHO ARE ALL THUMBS CAN DO IT!

Pouty, Slightly Less Attractive But Still Well-Dressed Woman: "But my husband is left- handed!"

NO PROBLEM! THE PAN-TASTIC IS AMBIDEXTROUS!

FATHER'S DAY WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!

 

Wide-eyed Woman In A Sweater Vest: "And what about my mom, the proctologist?"

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Thanks to Grahm, Stephanie L., Stephanie, Erin M., Matilda, Scott A., Celeste B., and Sweet for the hand-outs.

*****

P.S. Bet you didn't think I'd find something bizarre enough to match these cakes, huh? Well BEHOLD:

Handy LED Flashlight gloves

Apparently they're good for repair work under sinks or cars or in horror movies where you point at a dark corner and see lots of teeth. Good to know.

******

And from my other blog, Epbot:

HaBO: Diana Does Calisthenics

Apr. 7th, 2026 02:00 pm
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This HaBO is from Farah, who wants to find this historical romance:

I have been scratching my mind for years and can’t seem to be able to find this one book I read ages ago. I’m hoping you can help me figure it out:

-Historical romance published before 2010/

-Heroine is staying over at her friend’s house (I think because she is sponsoring her for the season or possibly the heroine is helping her friend recover from something but the overall theme was that she was doing her a favor).

-Heroine falls in love with friend’s brother (who I think was called James).

-The barrier to them being together is their difference in status or her not having a dowry…something along those lines.

-Heroine does calisthenics! (This really stood out to me as odd since I hadn’t and still haven’t read many historical romances where people do that) The hero walks in on her doing it and she convinces him to give it a try.

-Heroine’s name was Diana (but I might be wrong).

Let’s HaBO!

I actually sewed yesterday!

Apr. 7th, 2026 09:46 am
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As in, I got the sewing machine out and test-stitched some fabric for a test project. Yes, I'm feeling testy.

Some wag once made a pie chart of how one spends time when sewing, with actual "making stitches with the machine" being maybe 5%, the rest being things like pressing, cutting out, pinning, and swearing.

I would add to those: searching the house for things you know you own; rearranging the clutter to actually reach those things; changing the needle and presser foot; winding bobbins; finding a spare spool of thread when you run out winding the first bobbin; swearing at the sewing machine instructions because you can't remember how to actually do any of these things; and most of all KEEPING THE CATS FROM GETTING INVOLVED.

Might need a more detailed breakdown of the swearing wedge of the pie chart...
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Happy Tuesday!

It’s April, which looks to be a major release month for our TBR piles. There are a couple highly anticipated titles coming out this week.

Which releases are on your TBR pile? Let us know in the comments!

American Fantasy

American Fantasy by Emma Straub

Author: Emma Straub
Released: April 7, 2026 by Riverhead Books
Genre: ,

From New York Times bestselling author of This Time Tomorrow, an irresistible story about what happens when your teenage fantasy comes true after you’re already an adult.

When the American Fantasy cruise ship sets sail for a four-day themed voyage, aboard are all five members of a famous 1990s boyband, and three thousand screaming women who have worshipped them for thirty years.

Newly divorced and with an empty nest, Annie is on board as a lark to appease her sister. Once a diehard fan of the band as a teen, her tastes have matured, and she feels out of place amid the sea of bedazzled, air-brushed t-shirts bearing the singers’ faces. Yet when the lights come up and the idols of her youth begin to sing before her, something is unlocked. “Maybe that was nostalgia after all, the music a direct vein to her childhood, the least complicated part of her life. A short cut to happiness.” Between the slushy alcoholic drinks, the music of her youth, and the thousands of middle-aged women acting like lovesick teenagers, Annie finally reconnects to a long-submerged part of herself. By the time she befriends one of the band members — not just a celebrity but someone also in need of a friend — she feels like anything is possible. But a lot can go wrong on a ship ruled by hormones and hope, frustration and fantasy.

Packed with wisdom, heart, and laugh-out-loud reflections on fame, youth, nostalgia, marriage, and middle age, Emma Straub delivers a richly textured, uplifting story about the magic of revisiting youthful feelings, and the even greater magic of starting anew.

Elyse: I love the 90s boy band nostalgia.

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The Book Witch

The Book Witch by Meg Shaffer

Author: Meg Shaffer
Released: April 7, 2026 by Ballantine Books
Genre: ,

She can hop into any novel, but she just can’t stay there.

Come along with the Book Witch in this magical and inspiring love letter to reading from the USA Today bestselling author of The Wishing Game.

“Meg Shaffer continues to surprise and delight me with each book she writes.”—Laurie Gilmore, #1 New York Times bestselling author of The Pumpkin Spice Café

Rainy March is a proud, third-generation Book Witch, sworn to defend works of fiction from all foes real and imaginary. With her magical umbrella and feline familiar, she jumps in and out of novels to fix malicious alterations and rogue heroes like a modern-day magical Nancy Drew.

Book Witches live by a strict code: Real people belong in the real world; fictional characters belong in works of fiction. Do not eat, drink, or sleep inside a fictional world, lest you become part of the story. Falling in love with a fictional character? Don’t even think about it.

Which is why Rainy has been forbidden from seeing the Duke of Chicago, the dashing British detective who stars in her favorite mystery series. If she’s ever caught with him again, she’ll be expelled from her book coven—and forced to give up the magical gifts that are as much a part of her as her own name.

But when her beloved grandfather disappears and a priceless book is stolen, there’s only one person she trusts to help her solve the case: the Duke. Their quest takes them through the worlds of Alice in Wonderland, King Arthur, and other classics that will reveal hidden enemies and long-buried family secrets.

Major Jasper Fforde vibes from this bookish fantasy romance.

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Enemies to Lovers

Enemies to Lovers by Alisha Rai

Author: Alisha Rai
Released: April 7, 2026 by Avon
Genre: ,

From the author of Partners in Crime, comes a sparkling new adventure rom-com where a con woman and a lawman team up on an epic cross-country road trip to save their families…and each other.

Sejal Chaudhary inherited her mama’s calculating brain, her daddy’s quick fingers, and the boatload of trauma that comes with being the eldest daughter of criminals. Although Sejal has never claimed to be a good girl, she’s spent the last couple years laying low and going (mostly) straight. That is, until a con gone wrong sends her into the arms of a handsome stranger who’s set on dragging her back into her messy family drama.

Krish Anand never mastered the fine art of being a bad boy…he would take a book over bullets any day. But when his FBI agent brother goes missing, he has no choice but to suit up for the adventure of a lifetime. Certain that someone in Sejal’s little crime family is behind the disappearance, a desperate Krish manages to convince the beautiful thief that his brother’s badge is actually his.

The deal is simple: help him find his brother, and Krish and the law will leave Sejal be. With an up-to-no-good ex also hot on her trail, Sejal reluctantly agrees. As they wind their way across the country on planes, buses, and automobiles, sparks ignite, and what began as a fragile temporary truce starts to look more and more like a partnership.

Falling for the enemy? So cliche, but so good…if only they can survive long enough to chance a happily ever after.

Lara: I had so much fun with this book! Even better than the first book in the series, which I also loved!

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The Name Game

The Name Game by Beth O'Leary

Author: Beth O'Leary
Released: April 7, 2026 by Berkley
Genre: ,

A man and a woman with the same name are looking for a fresh start only to discover they have landed the same job in this charming new romance by bestselling author Beth O’Leary.

Charlie couldn’t be happier to take the job of farm-shop manager on the remote, wild Isle of Ormer. She’s grieving, a little lost, and in desperate need of a fresh start.

Jones has come out of a difficult breakup and is looking forward to some peace away from the noise of his city life. Moving to Ormer couldn’t have come at a better time.

But when Charlie Jones and, ahem, Charlie Jones both turn up at Ormer’s one and only farm shop, claiming to have been offered the role of manager, everyone is baffled. How could this have happened? And just who is the real Charlie Jones?

Lara: I’m working on a review for this one. I won’t reveal much here but I think it would make an excellent book club pick – lots of possible opinions.

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Paris Match

Paris Match by Kate Clayborn

Author: Kate Clayborn
Released: April 7, 2026 by Berkley
Genre: ,

TOWN & COUNTRY BEST NEW ROMANCE NOVEL TO READ IN 2026

A woman tests the limits of her so-called amicable divorce when she flies to Paris for the destination wedding of her former sister-in-law, only to butt heads with the deliciously gruff best man, in a poignant and romantic novel from Kate Clayborn.

Physician Layla Bailey has spent over a year telling herself she’s moved on from a painful but amicable divorce from her college sweetheart. Staying friends with her ex seemed like the mature thing to do, but when Layla is invited to her former sister-in-law’s destination wedding in Paris—where Layla once spent her own romantic honeymoon—she knows her commitment to maturity might be her worst enemy…especially since her ex isn’t attending alone.

The only thing that could make the week more difficult is getting through it without the distraction of the wedding…. But when what Layla thought was a harmless conversation about the choices of her younger self leads to the bride getting cold feet, Layla finds herself facing down the groom’s mysterious, taciturn best man, Griffin, who will do anything to make sure this wedding happens.

Since she broke it, Griff demands she help him fix it. Going along with his plan to alleviate the engaged couple’s doubts seems like Layla’s best chance at maintaining a good relationship with a family she once called her own. But as she learns more about the past heartbreak that’s driving Griff to help his friend, she gets closer and closer to confronting the true depth of her own pain…while finding herself more and more willing to risk it all again for Griff.

“[A] tremendous love story … proof that Clayborn only gets better with every book.” —Kirkus (STARRED)

Lara: This book is the epitome of ‘your mileage may vary’. If the premise is something that speaks to you, then it’s worth giving it a go.

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We Become Darkness

We Become Darkness by Grace Morrow

Author: Grace Morrow
Released: April 7, 2026 by Alcove Press
Genre: ,

A human and a Vampyr forge an unsteady alliance in this marriage-of-convenience romantic fantasy, perfect for fans of The Serpent and the Wings of Night and One Dark Window.

Thalia, Princess of Agripa, has spent the last four years hunting her ex-lover, Cassius—the man who shattered her heart and betrayed her kingdom by becoming a Vampyr. Vampyrs and humans have had a tenuous past since Thalia’s father and sister were murdered thirteen years ago. But with Agripa’s ore supply—the lifeblood of human cities—running out, Thalia’s mother strikes a desperate and dangerous Thalia will marry a Vampyr prince in exchange for their ore.

Thalia is blindsided by the arrangement—and horrified to find Cassius, now serving as the prince’s Hand, is the man tasked with bringing her to the Vampyr kingdom safely. To save her people, she agrees to the marriage but plans to dismantle the Vampyr kingdom from within by killing the prince.

The Vampyr court is rife with danger and secrets, and Cassius is always watching. When a monstrous new threat emerges, Thalia realizes the safety and security of their world is far more fragile than she ever believed.

Caught between duty and desire, Thalia must grapple with her feelings for Cassius and decide if she will fulfill her duty to the human crown or embrace the darkness within herself to protect both realms.

We Become Darkness is an atmospheric romantasy, perfect for fans of Nosferatu to sink their teeth into.

Amanda: I love any marriage of convenience stories outside of historicals.

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Yesteryear

Yesteryear by Caro Claire Burke

Author: Caro Claire Burke
Released: April 7, 2026 by Knopf Doubleday
Genre:

A traditional American woman, a beautiful wife and mother who sells her pioneer lifestyle of raw milk and farm-fresh eggs to her millions of social media followers, suddenly awakens cold, filthy, and terrified in the brutal reality of 1855—where she must unravel whether this living nightmare is an elaborate hoax, a twisted reality show, or something far more sinister in this sensational debut novel.

“A bold and biting satire, Yesteryear…will have you cackling and gasping right to the final page.”
—Nita Prose, #1 New York Times bestselling author of The Maid series

My name was Natalie Heller Mills, and I was perfect at being alive.

Natalie lives a traditional lifestyle. Her charming farmhouse is rustic, her husband a handsome cowboy, her six children each more delightful than the last. So what if there are nannies and producers behind the scenes, her kitchen hiding industrial-grade fridges and ovens, her husband the heir to a political dynasty? What Natalie’s followers—all 8 million of them—don’t know won’t hurt them. And The Angry Women? The privileged, Ivy League, coastal elite haters who call her an antifeminist iconoclast? They’re sick with jealousy. Because Natalie isn’t simply living the good life, she’s living the ideal—and just so happens to be building an empire from it.

Until one morning she wakes up in a life that isn’t hers. Her home, her husband, her children—they’re all familiar, but something’s off. Her kitchen is warmed by a sputtering fire rather than electricity, her children are dirty and strange, and her soft-handed husband is suddenly a competent farmer. Just yesterday Natalie was curating photos of homemade jam for her Instagram, and now she’s expected to haul firewood and handwash clothes until her fingers bleed. Has she become the unwitting star of a ruthless reality show? Could it really be time travel? Is she being tested by God? By Satan? When Natalie suffers a brutal injury in the woods, she realizes two things: This is not her beautiful life, and she must escape by any means possible.

A gripping, electrifying novel that is as darkly funny as it is frightening, Yesteryear is a gimlet-eyed look at tradition, fame, faith, and the grand performance of womanhood.

Elyse: This is being sold as a thriller, but I think it has the capacity to be a really complex look at the trad wife movement.

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Isle of Wrath

Isle of Wrath by Claire Contreras

Author: Claire Contreras
Released: April 8, 2026
Genre: ,

A forgotten prophecy.

A 300-year-old curse.

And two people bound by a goddess to break it… if the bond doesn’t break them first.

In Lunaris, everyone trades their memories for asylum. No one remembers their past, their homeland, or the curse that trapped them behind a wall of darkness called the Shroud. But they don’t dare break the rules set upon them.

Ada Acevedo has spent years hiding her healing gift and keeping her head down.

But when her twin brother is struck by a poisoned arrow, she breaks the most dangerous rule of all. She bargains with the goddess of death to save his life.

She didn’t expect the goddess to send Malachi Bain—an infuriating warrior—to collect. Much less to be soul-bound to him until she repays what she owes. Now Ada has no choice but to help him do the lift the Shroud and break the curse that’s kept Lunaris hidden from the rest of the realm for three hundred years.

As she’s pulled deeper into a world of forbidden prophecies and buried secrets, Ada discovers a devastating truth. Lunaris isn’t the paradise she always thought it was. It’s a cage. And on the other side, a monster is lurking—waiting for the Shroud to fall.

Waiting for her.

Amanda: I saw lots of comments about morally gray characters, so I had to add it to my TBR pile.

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This is legitimately one of the most alarming things I've heard about AI. I can see no lie.

2026 Apr 6: Alberta Tech [YT]: "Vibe Coding is Gambling" [56 seconds]:

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Tender Cruelty

RECOMMENDED: Tender Cruelty by Katee Robert is $1.99! This is book nine in the Dark Olympus series and it’s probably best to read in order. Lara gave it a B+. Have you kept up with the series?

I was his wife. His lover. His sworn enemy. The ice queen to Olympus’s most hated king.

*A scorchingly hot modern retelling of Hera and Zeus.*

The barrier that’s protected Olympus for generations has fallen. The enemy’s breached the gates and the Thirteen are scrambling to protect themselves, their loved ones, and the city they’ve sworn to protect. At least they would be if they weren’t at each others’ throats instead.

Hera has no intention of letting her husband, Zeus, survive the oncoming storm. But despite the white-hot hatred burning between them, when Hera and Zeus are forced to work together, enmity crystalizes into something brighter. Hotter. Too powerful to deny or destroy.

Hera never bartered on falling in love with the man she married—the man she once swore to kill. But now, standing back-to-back in the ruins of Olympus, she may be forced to admit that she’s been wrong about Zeus all these years…and there may be something about their marriage worth saving if they can survive long enough to turn sworn enemies into something more.

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Pole Position

Pole Position by Rebecca J. Caffery is 99c! This was an indie published romance that received a paperback release in 2025. I believe Dahlia mentioned this in her queer romance posts.

Kian Walker has always been the golden boy of motorsport. The four-time Championship winner has racing in his DNA – his father was a legend on the track, just don’t let him catch you comparing the two. As reckless and unreliable at home as he was behind the wheel, there’s nothing Kian wants less than to be just like his dad.

Enter Harper James. This year’s rookie called up to compete with the big boys – and Kian’s new teammate. Cocky, hot-headed and with a reputation for breaking as many hearts as he does new track records, Harper’s the opposite of Kian in every way. But when the season starts, there’s no getting away from him.

This might be one of the most dangerous sports in the world, so why then does Kian’s heart feel safer flying around the track at 220mph than when he’s anywhere near his teammate?

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The Wolf at the Door

The Wolf at the Door by Charlie Adhara is $1.99! This is a m/m paranormal romance and was recommended by Aarya in our Underrated Authors & Romances Rec League. Though this one wasn’t Aarya’s favorite in the series, she still really liked this one.

A former FBI agent is partnered with the enemy in this suspenseful male/male shifter romance from debut author Charlie Adhara

Hunting for big bad wolves was never part of Agent Cooper Dayton’s plan, but a werewolf attack lands him in the carefully guarded Bureau of Special Investigations. A new case comes with a new partner: ruggedly sexy werewolf Oliver Park.

Park is an agent of The Trust, a werewolf oversight organization working to ease escalating tensions with the BSI. But as far as Cooper’s concerned, it’s failing. As they investigate a series of mysterious deaths unlike anything they’ve seen, every bone in Cooper’s body is suspicious of his new partner—even when Park proves himself as competent as he is utterly captivating.

When more people vanish, pressure to solve the case skyrockets. And though he’d resolved to keep things professional, Cooper’s friction with Park soon erupts…into a physical need that can’t be contained or controlled. But with a body count that’s rising by the day, werewolves and humans are in equal danger. If Cooper and Park don’t catch the killer soon, one—or both—of them could be the next to go.

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You can find ordering info for this book here.

 

 

 

One Cursed Rose

One Cursed Rose by Rebecca Zanetti is $3.99! This is book one in the dystopian fairy tale Grimm Bargains series. I recently reviewed this and gave it a D, but no judgement if you want to try the crazysauce for yourself.

For fans of Scarlett St Clair and Sarah J Maas, New York Times bestselling author Rebecca Zanetti explores the forbidden and the taboo in this modern twist on Beauty and the Beast – the first in a seductive new dark romance series set in a world where information is power, and those who control the flow of information live like gods…

“Sexy and utterly engrossing!” —bestselling author J.T. Geissinger

They christened me Alana—and while the name means beauty, beneath that surface is a depth I allow very few to see. I’m sole heir to Aquarius Social, a media giant about to succumb to an unseen enemy. My father’s solution is to marry me off to the son of a competing family. My reaction? Not a chance. Now I have just a week before the wedding to change my fate.

Who knew the unforeseen twist would be an assassination attempt on me and an unwanted rescue by Thorn Beathach, the head of the rival social media empire driving Aquarius under? The richest, most ruthless of them all, the Beast protects his realm with an iron rule: no one sees his face. When he shows himself to me, I know he’ll never let me go.

Thorn may think he can lock me in his enchanted castle forever, but I’m not the docile Beauty he expects. If the Beast wants to tie me up, I’m going to take pleasure from every minute of it . . .and we’ll just see who ends up shackled.

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You can find ordering info for this book here.

 

 

 

Between You, Me, And The Lamb Post

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Thanks to Anony M. for the wrecks' files. (Eh? EH??)

*****

P.S. In case those puns weren't painful enough:

Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes

There are a lot of "dad joke" books out there, but this one has awesome ratings AND the word "spiffing" on the cover, so it's a clear winner.

Good news, there's also a Volume 2!

Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes, Vol II

This one has the word "spiffing" in the title AND comes with a lovely green-and-gold cover, so folks will recognize your sophisticated taste while begging you to stop reading it.

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot:

Boston Globe soliciting interviewees

Apr. 6th, 2026 07:42 am
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Tell us: Do you have an unconventional living arrangement to bring down housing costs?
Are you a Baby Boomer leasing a room to a Gen Zer? A couple living with a friend? Part of a group that all went in on buying a house together? We want to hear from you.

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